I went to target today to buy some Q-Tips and a birthday card . . . So, I walk over to where the registers are and there's only about 6 registers open and there is a line in every register. So I make line and the lady behind the register is taking FOREVER! So then out of nowhere, this women opens up a new register next to her. So me and the (handsome-cute) guy that was behind me rush to the other register. And we get there at the same time, and he says to me "go ahead love" He had a BRITISH accent!!! OMG! My heart melted! hahaha I said "thank you!" OMG, so hot! Anyway! But this lady beat us to it! She was the first one, I was second in line, and then Mr. Hot-Stuff-With-British-Accent is the third one in line. So, we're standing there waiting for the lady to finish . . . and she tells the cashier that she wants to pay half on one credit card and half on the other. BUT the cashier doesnt speak ANY spanish whatsoever. So I tell the cashier in English that the lady wants to pay half and half. The cashier made this face like "Oh great" So then the lady in front of me looks at me with that face like "Why did you translate! I can do this myself" So then I'm thinking in my head "OMG I should have stayed in the line that I was in BEFORE!" THEN! THEN! Mr. Hot-Stuff-With-British-Accent tells me "oh hell, we would have been better off at the last register!" and I said "I know! hahaha"
THEN the cashier had to call a manager because the lady messed up and blah blah blah! So in my head I thought "Screw this! I'm going to the other line" and OMG Mr. Hot-Stuff-With-British-Accent follows me! hahaha as I'm leaving the register, he comes behind me and he asks "excuse me love, but where's guest services?" Ahhh!!!! I loved his accent!!!! lol It turns out that he just wanted to exchange a lamp this WHOLE time while he was in line! And I told him "I'll show you!" (hey! It was on my way out, so I walked him over. I was being a good samaritan! lol) Then he says "Grand! Thanks love!" ahhhh!!!!! hahaha I walked out with a smile on my face, I swear! hahaha Oh man, Mr. Hot-Stuff-With-British-Accent made waiting in line for 20 minutes to buy Q-Tips and a birthday card SO worth it! lol
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THEN the cashier had to call a manager because the lady messed up and blah blah blah! So in my head I thought "Screw this! I'm going to the other line" and OMG Mr. Hot-Stuff-With-British-Accent follows me! hahaha as I'm leaving the register, he comes behind me and he asks "excuse me love, but where's guest services?" Ahhh!!!! I loved his accent!!!! lol It turns out that he just wanted to exchange a lamp this WHOLE time while he was in line! And I told him "I'll show you!" (hey! It was on my way out, so I walked him over. I was being a good samaritan! lol) Then he says "Grand! Thanks love!" ahhhh!!!!! hahaha I walked out with a smile on my face, I swear! hahaha Oh man, Mr. Hot-Stuff-With-British-Accent made waiting in line for 20 minutes to buy Q-Tips and a birthday card SO worth it! lol
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