Today at work I was Guest Control and Ana was in Concessions. Usually I'm in Concessions and Ana is in Guest Control. Anyway, Fatima was in the box today. Fatima is awesome. She's a mother of . . . . I don't know how many kids she has, but they're all girls (I think) wait, I think she has a son. Anyway. Her daughters aren't babies, they're grown women. As I was saying, Fatima is a fierce birth giver! She's a fierce mom! She's always on to date with her makeup, she's knows the trends. She gets background checks on guys that want to date her daughters (TRUE STORY) She's just fierce. My mom is the coolest mother in the world, but Fatima she's fierce! I like talking to Fatima lol Today I asked her what kind of vitamins she takes. I want to start taking vitamins. Lately, Ive been so sleepy. I just get home and I knock out! I feel blah. So, I think vitamins should help with my drowsiness.
I'm going to give the girl in concessions a nick name. Her nick name is going to be . . . Collete. Collete was telling me about ONE of the many boys that she likes. One of them happens to work with us at the theater. She mentioned him a couple days ago, but I didn't know who he was . . . until she pointed him out today. I saw him. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "He's short!" Then Collete said "Yeah, but he's still taller than me" ha. Height is some what of an issue with us girls. The boy has to be tall enough that when we wear heels he's STILL taller than us, so we can look fierce. I guess it's true. This girl once told me, "The guy HAS to be taller than me! I dont want him to look like I'm using him as crutches!" hahaha Girls are vicious I tell ya! LoL
Also, while I was at work one of my co workers text me, and asked me if I wanted to work her afternoon shift tmrw. I said "Hell yeeeeeeeah!" So I took it. She said "I dont know why, but I like asking you first before anybody!" hahaha that made me smile =) She's so nice =) A couple days ago, Sergio asked me if I wanted to pick up an afternoon concession shift for Friday. I said "Hell yeeeeeeeeah!" So, I'm also working this Friday. I need as many hours as I can get! haha This Thursday we're going to have the premiere for "Surrogate" starring Bruce Willis. It should be exciting! I think the most fun that Ive had while working a premiere was for "Race to Witch Mountain" I was working in the box office and Sergio was my lead. OMG that night was too much fun! We were both in the box being mini perez's! We were talking about everyone's outfit, and their shoes, etc! Then Paris Hiltons mom was INCHES from our faces. I forgot what she was doing, but she had some FIERCE earrings on her! This premiere for "Surrogate" I'm working with Sergio again, and Soleil is going to be there too. Hopefully it'll be as fun as last time! =)
NOW, I've been reading IMBOYCRAZY's blog errday. She keeps it real. I love reading her blogs. Here are some of her quotes that I LOVE:
"it’s fucking hard as fuck to be a girl. now, then, and since forever! we buy creams, deal with the rationale that men age better than women and that women fall apart as the years go by…. we have to be beautiful 24/7, successful career-wise, bear/take care of the kids. we do it all."
"the one time i let a guy cum in the condom while he was inside of me, it broke and i couldn’t have run faster to get the morning after pill. that was the first time i’ve ever taken it… and the last. it didn’t feel good emotionally. i kept waiting to feel sick, but i didn’t really….maybe a little synthetic and sluggish. but it’s poison. and i never want to be in that situation again."
"TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS! REMEMBER THEM? THEY’RE THE ONES YOU’VE BEEN PUSHING TO THE WAYSIDE WHILE YOU WERE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP! DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE THEY’LL BE HAPPY TO CONSOLE YOU- ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE A TRUE FRIEND, WHO’S GONE THROUGH IT TOO!"
"when hanging out with a new guy you like… do your best NOT to talk about twittering, face-booking and whatever other social networking you may be doing lately (he does not give a fuck how many hits your band got or who follows your twits)… and PLEASE bitch, put the phone away … that text from Cathy about going to whole foods later can wait if you actually enjoy spending face time with another human being."
"hold the door for the girl. it’s free you scumbag."
"walk on the side of the girl, closest to the street. she’s not a prostitute, so don’t flaunt her to drivers- by like she is! also, you’re protecting her from being splashed by cars driving through puddles."
"going to target will ALWAYS make you happy."
"at one point during a french kiss during the wild sex party, our teethe klunked into eachother and my lip got cut. i didn’t realize until after we were done that this happened. but my cut was small compared to the gallons of blood it left all over the white sheets! i wasn’t having my period. this wasn’t supposed to happen. plus, cuts and blood and sex with strangers are all ingredients for a panic attack this day and age. anywayzies, back to the sheets…. dude and i wouldn’t be able to pass it off as crazy movie star lipstick either. we were fucked! he went into the next room and came back. ‘i googled getting out blood, and it says hydrogen peroxide will lift it out of the fabric.’ it totally worked! "
I'm going to give the girl in concessions a nick name. Her nick name is going to be . . . Collete. Collete was telling me about ONE of the many boys that she likes. One of them happens to work with us at the theater. She mentioned him a couple days ago, but I didn't know who he was . . . until she pointed him out today. I saw him. The first thing that came out of my mouth was "He's short!" Then Collete said "Yeah, but he's still taller than me" ha. Height is some what of an issue with us girls. The boy has to be tall enough that when we wear heels he's STILL taller than us, so we can look fierce. I guess it's true. This girl once told me, "The guy HAS to be taller than me! I dont want him to look like I'm using him as crutches!" hahaha Girls are vicious I tell ya! LoL
Also, while I was at work one of my co workers text me, and asked me if I wanted to work her afternoon shift tmrw. I said "Hell yeeeeeeeah!" So I took it. She said "I dont know why, but I like asking you first before anybody!" hahaha that made me smile =) She's so nice =) A couple days ago, Sergio asked me if I wanted to pick up an afternoon concession shift for Friday. I said "Hell yeeeeeeeeah!" So, I'm also working this Friday. I need as many hours as I can get! haha This Thursday we're going to have the premiere for "Surrogate" starring Bruce Willis. It should be exciting! I think the most fun that Ive had while working a premiere was for "Race to Witch Mountain" I was working in the box office and Sergio was my lead. OMG that night was too much fun! We were both in the box being mini perez's! We were talking about everyone's outfit, and their shoes, etc! Then Paris Hiltons mom was INCHES from our faces. I forgot what she was doing, but she had some FIERCE earrings on her! This premiere for "Surrogate" I'm working with Sergio again, and Soleil is going to be there too. Hopefully it'll be as fun as last time! =)
NOW, I've been reading IMBOYCRAZY's blog errday. She keeps it real. I love reading her blogs. Here are some of her quotes that I LOVE:
"it’s fucking hard as fuck to be a girl. now, then, and since forever! we buy creams, deal with the rationale that men age better than women and that women fall apart as the years go by…. we have to be beautiful 24/7, successful career-wise, bear/take care of the kids. we do it all."
"the one time i let a guy cum in the condom while he was inside of me, it broke and i couldn’t have run faster to get the morning after pill. that was the first time i’ve ever taken it… and the last. it didn’t feel good emotionally. i kept waiting to feel sick, but i didn’t really….maybe a little synthetic and sluggish. but it’s poison. and i never want to be in that situation again."
"TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS! REMEMBER THEM? THEY’RE THE ONES YOU’VE BEEN PUSHING TO THE WAYSIDE WHILE YOU WERE IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP! DON’T WORRY, I’M SURE THEY’LL BE HAPPY TO CONSOLE YOU- ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE A TRUE FRIEND, WHO’S GONE THROUGH IT TOO!"
"when hanging out with a new guy you like… do your best NOT to talk about twittering, face-booking and whatever other social networking you may be doing lately (he does not give a fuck how many hits your band got or who follows your twits)… and PLEASE bitch, put the phone away … that text from Cathy about going to whole foods later can wait if you actually enjoy spending face time with another human being."
"hold the door for the girl. it’s free you scumbag."
"walk on the side of the girl, closest to the street. she’s not a prostitute, so don’t flaunt her to drivers- by like she is! also, you’re protecting her from being splashed by cars driving through puddles."
"going to target will ALWAYS make you happy."
"at one point during a french kiss during the wild sex party, our teethe klunked into eachother and my lip got cut. i didn’t realize until after we were done that this happened. but my cut was small compared to the gallons of blood it left all over the white sheets! i wasn’t having my period. this wasn’t supposed to happen. plus, cuts and blood and sex with strangers are all ingredients for a panic attack this day and age. anywayzies, back to the sheets…. dude and i wouldn’t be able to pass it off as crazy movie star lipstick either. we were fucked! he went into the next room and came back. ‘i googled getting out blood, and it says hydrogen peroxide will lift it out of the fabric.’ it totally worked! "
"Now, in my 20’s, not only do i have to worry about getting my heart broken or breaking people’s hearts- I have to worry about paying my bills too!!! "
"if you begin a relationship with someone and you think you love them, but as time goes by you begin to realize they aren’t the person who thought they were. OR they aren’t what you WANT anymore, don’t be afraid to leave. "
"if your eyeballs ache and burn from all the crying you’ve been doing, suck it up you dirty dick sucking bitches and get it the fuck together! you can’t lose the dude AND everything else you’ve worked so hard to attain! so call your mom if she isn’t dead, get a jamba juice, THEN starbucks RIGHT after! don’t eat so much, maybe do that cayenne diet thingy, but only if you won’t turn into a grumpier bummerhead. sit at the 101 cafe if you live in la (order a nonfat OR soy chai tea latte-they’re unreal, I PROMISE!). and invite me over and we can do a Pilate’s video together. shit, i took it too far. but feel free to e-mail me!"
Those are just a few =)
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Target always makes everyone feel better.
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